About Us

Here at Provost's Perfect Pizzas, we aim to give the students of WeeTon College what they deserve: Pizza that, ostensibly, tastes okay.

We have a pizza oven! It works most of the time. We use it to make pizzas for you. The pizzas may not be as good as you're used to, but don't blame us, we just make it.
The pizza gods are fickle beings who must not be trusted. Our alliance with them is tenuous at the best of times. If the pizza oven is broken or producing lower quality than usual, it's likely their fault.