Phord. Quality that lasts.
Here at Phord we are dedicated to quality vehicles that just work. None of those nasty electric vehicles, just pure testosterone-filled gas guzzling American trucks.
Here at Phord we are dedicated to quality vehicles that just work. None of those nasty electric vehicles, just pure testosterone-filled gas guzzling American trucks.
We strive to use ONLY materials sourced from our great nation of America. Our unwillingness to compromise has propelled us to dominance in the American car market, with families welcoming in a new Phord every hour (citation needed). We rigorously test out vehicles in crashes in order to make sure that when our customers inevitably total their vehicle, we maintain our reputation of well built vehicles. Using our patented crash-flow technology, the brunt force of a crash is diverted to the uninmportant things such as the engine in order to protect the safety of the passengers.
Here at Phord we believe that American trucks are meant to be tough machines such as the Exploder SUV, named America's most dangerous truck in 2024. When you're in a truck, you're a real man doing real men's work, not ploughing down the road to Starbucks. You've got Dunkin in hand, and that triple shot espresso better not spill when you whip around a corner. We understand that here at Phord, which is why every vehicle contains human error counter measures. You can find more info on the Exploder SUV here and other products are all around this great American-made site.
Hey man, things happen, but here at Phord we think it probably wasn't your fault. That is why every Phord vehicle comes with the contact of a reliable lawyer stitched into our American-made leather upholstery. Are you reading this far? That's a shock, but hell even I'm getting bored. Let's look at some trucks. Because these boxes are so different in size I have been told by corporate to write more, especially since legal stuff "warrants more words". I don't know those are their words. They don't pay me enough to take these description boxes seriously.