For a limited time only, vehicles bought outright while Mercury is in retrograde will be 18% off, and interest on loans will be reduced by 50% for the first 10 months of payment.

All repair costs will be waived during this time so long as you tell your sales representative that "Cecil sent me".

Outright Purchase

Payment made be made by cash, wire transfer, etherium, or by blood debt.

5 Year Payment Plan

15% down payment is requiered. Interest is waived for the first 14 months, after which it is 12.8%

10 Year Payment Plan

10% down payment is required. Interest is waived for the first 6 months, after which it is 9.7%